Trust me. There’s NO spreadsheet.

Wait. Either you’re checking for the second or third time for that illusive spreadsheet or you’re checking for the first time, inspired by all those lovely body part photos. Sorry. There isn’t a spreadsheet. There’s not going to be a spreadsheet. If you really would like to have such a spreadsheet, feel free to do your own research and compile all the appropriate charges per city per season per activity per expenditure type and send it my way. I guess I’m curious now too.